MetroMule
Don’t mind me, I’m just having some PDA with Chili’s.

Don’t mind me, I’m just having some PDA with Chili’s.

Mario Kart 8 is amazing. Highly recommend nabbing a Wii U. In the meantime, enjoy my Mii in a helmet. #mariokart8

Boom, plow. Through the legs with a Kung fu kick.
#fifa #banananow

She came out of my vagina <3

She came out of my vagina <3

"I&#8217;m sorry, I didn&#8217;t quite catch that. What&#8217;s the name of your regulation?"

"I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that. What’s the name of your regulation?"

Just yes.

Just yes.

"We want to appeal to the young crowd"

"We want to appeal to the young crowd"

There is a rooster and a pigeon sleeping next to each other, on top of a McDonald&#8217;s clearance sign. Only in Hialeah.

There is a rooster and a pigeon sleeping next to each other, on top of a McDonald’s clearance sign. Only in Hialeah.

Strawberry farms here in homestead, Love my area.

Strawberry farms here in homestead, Love my area.

Who needs sleep? There is money to be made. But not in this bathroom, elsewhere.

Who needs sleep? There is money to be made. But not in this bathroom, elsewhere.