Boom, plow. Through the legs with a Kung fu kick.
She came out of my vagina <3
"I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that. What’s the name of your regulation?"
"We want to appeal to the young crowd"
There is a rooster and a pigeon sleeping next to each other, on top of a McDonald’s clearance sign. Only in Hialeah.
Strawberry farms here in homestead, Love my area.
Who needs sleep? There is money to be made. But not in this bathroom, elsewhere.
I’m pretty sure that’s common sense. Should be reworded to “Apparently not giving a fuck, actually gets you not a fuck, recruiters say.”
Iced windshield at a nice 40 degrees in the morning